TRPWL, Why Aren’t You Shitting On Derek Hay? Because Of The Kayla Paris’s Of The World

Yesterday, someone released a “documentary” about La Directs legal issues. The 70 minute video was basically a rehash of the 4 Jane Does suing Hay and LA Direct. Most of us have known about this video, it was started and finished 4 months ago… It just took forever to get thru legal…It took so long in fact, it makes one wonder what was originally in it that had to be removed.  So far over the top legal was like “nope”…Gotta get those clicks..

In the 8 years I’ve been doing this, I’ve learned many things, like Marcus London isn’t really 5’5, he’s shorter, I’ve also learned that, and some of you may not believe me, that porn chicks don’t always tell the truth..

Girls in porn, not all, but a majority, will blame everyone else for their failures in porn…  It’s never their fault, while that may just the society we now live in, It seems like I see it more with porn girls.. You’re not getting work? Lets blame the agent. No one wants to buy your clips? Lets blame Porn Hub.

When it comes to the Derek Hay stuff, I see it for what it really is. A contract dispute.  All the rest, IMO is bullshit.

“Gee TRPWL, victim shaming? You white, cis gender, triple binary racist, trans phobic rapist, puppy- hating, seal killing piece of shit.”

First, I dont even know what most of those words mean, and second, I think some of Seals music is good, so I would never dream of killing him

Every single time some sort of allegation gets tossed around chicks come out of the woodwork, in this case, the Derek haters.

Derek ruined my career because he made me eat enchiladas before an anal scene, or he locked me in the closet and only let me out to be sex trafficked.. Its all bullshit, Hay never forced anyone into hooking, he certainly isn’t a fucking rapist..

So the story hits, I start seeing all these Hay horror stories, Myself, along my with the critically acclaimed news-team, start piecing stuff together, like the Davinci Code,  it all started to make sense, Derek should be hung from a tree in times square like that kid in the Johnny Cash song

Don’t believe me, check this tweet out:

These bastards, these poor girls just want to make beautiful porn and win awards, and this Derek guy forced this drug free chick into prostitution.

As with the first time I covered this, I’m fortunate enough to have quite a few numbers in my iPhone 7 plus..

Side note, I’m to cheap to buy the iPhone 10, but after winning my fantasy basketball league next week, I may use the totally legit winnings to buy one, which will put right up there with Brian El Castro Gross as far as coolness.. But thats a story for another time.

So I reached out to this company and said “Hey you meany, stop forcing girls to hook, they’re just sweet girls working their way thru college hoping to make enough extra cash to feed their service lizard.”

The person on the other end of the offered me text communications from this sex trafficked victim. Knowing I was about to win my 9th Pulitzer, I accepted his offer. Below are text messages from Kayla:

Surely there’s been a mistake here, these girls are all over twitter talking about stolen pics and being forced into prostitution, but here’s Kayla asking for work and sending in a pic?

Must be Photoshop

It would seem as though I’ve been misled, poor Kayla was not the victim she claimed to be..But an active participant instead

Maybe shes the only one lying about being sex trafficked.

Remember the Jane Doe story, the one were I put up some of the Jane Doe texts messages?  Turns out they were all lying as well..

What the fuck is wrong with people? Like when the James Deen stuff was made public, all the sudden he raped everyone. Of course, tweets and texts disproved most of what was said, it didn’t keep mainstream from using the liars to bolster their news cycle.

I get it, sex trafficking is new thing, its all about sex trafficking.. To me, sex trafficker is someone who takes a girl against her will and forces into prostitution… If Hay was guilty of this, I’d be all over it. The same with rape, Hay is many things, be he’s not a rapist…

While I’m all for exposing the Scotty O’Hanian’s of the world, I’m not into slamming guys who are being a wrongly accused because people dont like their business practices and news outlets want clicks